| Friday, April 24th, 2009 |
| 4:20 pm |
the perils of online shopping
For some reason, when you buy something online, the company you're buying from automatically signs you up to be on their snail-mailing list. Every single time I buy something from Anthropologie they put me back on their catalog mailing list. It takes about 3 months to get off the list once I put their name on my Green Dimes list, and 3-4 months is about how long I go between orders with them. -_- Hey guys, if I am buying shit off your Web site why the hell would I need your MAIL-ORDER catalog? Clearly I have no need for your obsolete consumer technology. The other thing that cracks me up is when I manage to get on a list that has nothing to do with me. Today I got a catalog for oddball.com, which is apparently a site that sells shoes for men with feet that are so big they can't find shoes in regular shoe stores. While I have some empathy for people who have difficulty finding things in their size (being small sucks sometimes) I'm pretty sure I'm not going to need any men's size 16 shoes any time soon. |
| Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 |
| 2:55 pm |
lol wut
Some people do not appreciate my sense of humor. That is too bad. For them. |
| Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 |
| 4:53 pm |
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| Saturday, March 28th, 2009 |
| 1:09 pm |
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| Thursday, January 15th, 2009 |
| 1:11 am |
may i present to you: no cut!
my tattoo about 5 years after I got it:  my tattoo yesterday (about 10 years after I got it):  (haha, sweater-imprinted skin) my tattoo today:  Yay! In about a month I'm getting some cherry blossoms added to it. :) |
| Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 |
| 9:53 am |
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| Sunday, October 26th, 2008 |
| 12:25 am |
chickencat rides again  "Someday I am going to acquire thumbs and, so help me, when that happens I am going to beat the holy crap out of you." For the record, when we purchased this fine cat costume from our local Target store, I first made a huge deal about how stupid it is to dress up your animal as a different kind of animal. But then I decided chickencat is hilarious. |
| Monday, September 29th, 2008 |
| 2:56 pm |
a remedy
I have noticed a lot of you are super aggro lately and/or you're having a hard time for whatever reason. HERE IS A BUNNY! |
| Sunday, August 10th, 2008 |
| 10:08 pm |
it's ok guy's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK everyone, I am safely out of Omega Sector THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. Scott, who is much nicer than I am, ended up finding one person who was willing to give him scrolls to get my ass out of the stupid tower. AND THEN the same person gave me a bunch of money and potions so I can level my mage character instead of my stupid fighter (I don't like to play as a fighter but mage was too expensive to start off). AND THEN I was all like WOW FINALLY a nice person and he said he's not nice, he was just in a good mood. :P I was about to be really sad because I like this game almost as much as PSO (maybe more in certain ways, such as the fact that the world is gigantic whereas PSO's is super tiny). Actually what I don't like about it is there's about 30 million people playing it and 75% of them are under age 18 and just as douchey as you were when you were a shithead kid on some BBS or IRC channel. I also don't like that, in order to make your character really cute, you have to spend real money. That's actually not a big deal except for the game creators did some really jackassey things (like all the best hairstyles are on a "experimental only" basis, so you have to spend about 2 dollars and you don't know what you get until you get it, which means you have to keep trying until you get the one you want). Also RIP Shaft. :( |
| Saturday, August 9th, 2008 |
| 6:00 am |
rpg helps
Does anyone here play Maple Story? I got stuck in a particular area (Omega Sector) and I cannot get out of there because I'm too low-level to fight my way out. I can't even hit the monsters. The only way I can see to get out is to walk all the way up all 100 floors of the tower and I can't get past like 7 without dying thanks to those fucking bird things. There's supposedly some kind of scroll that will help me get out of there faster but I can't afford to buy them because they cost 50k EACH from players (and I haven't even been able to find many for sale anyway) and that is more than I have and I think I'd need 4 of them. If anyone knows a way to get out of there and/or if you can help me fucking get out of there and/or you know someone who is nice and will help me get out of there, I would be eternally grateful. I can get to the Free Market but everyone I have talked to in there has not been very nice to me at all. If I can't get out of there, I will have to stop playing altogether. :( How I got there is a long story...suffice it to say I overestimated my ability to fight bad guys who are higher levels than me based on the fact that I usually pwn RPGs. I did not wager on not being able to hit the monsters at all but by the time they killed me I was already more than halfway down the tower and I was resurrected in Omega Sector instead of Legotown or whatever it's called. Ludibrium? Which I also shouldn't have been in, heh. |
| Saturday, August 2nd, 2008 |
| 5:42 pm |
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| Thursday, July 24th, 2008 |
| 12:43 am |
<3 I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG! ME! |
| Monday, August 13th, 2007 |
| 8:51 pm |
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| Monday, July 2nd, 2007 |
| 11:48 am |
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| Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 |
| 12:08 pm |
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| Monday, June 4th, 2007 |
| 1:47 pm |
guess what
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| Thursday, May 24th, 2007 |
| 10:51 am |
Happy birthday to the superlime! |
| Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 |
| 4:31 pm |
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| Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 |
| 1:38 pm |
5 consistent fashion no-nos
These are the top five fashion trends that will never, ever be okay, regardless of how many times people try to resuscitate them: 5. Seriously worn blue eyeshadow 4. Weird-color denim jeans (anything that's not in the blue family) 3. Patent leather anything 2. White lacy anklets with patent leather pumps 1. TUBE TOPS |
| Friday, April 13th, 2007 |
| 5:23 pm |
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